In this Episode: On the seventh day of Brucemas, my Bruno gave to me: seven Gruber henchmen 🎶. That's right y'all! It wouldn't be Brucemas without Die Hard! We're celebrating Brucemas Eve with this, the best of all the Christmas movies. You really couldn't ask for a better way to impress your partner with your Christmas spirit. Snuggle up on the couch, and watch some Eurotrash pseudo terrorists kill innocent civilians!
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On the sixth day of Brucemas, my Bruno gave to me: six Bruno nuggets 🎶.
We're six days into Shark Bruce Week. We're diggin’ deep tonight and revealing his deepest darkest nuggets.
Find out all about his weird town in Iowa. Not to mention the face that he wasn't even born in the USA..! Tune in...
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On the fifth day of Brucemas, my Bruno gave to me: five Barefoot Brunos 🎶.
That's right gang, we've got a whole minisode dedicated to the legendary lost Seagrams wine cooler: the Barefoot Bruno.
Jar Heego has been tinkering in his lab and has concocted the official Mark I recipe for the bloody beverage!
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On the fourth day of Brucemas, my Bruno gave to me: four billboard hits 🎶.
Billboard hits? That's right! Bruce Willis has multiple goddamn albums and he even got some tracks up into the top 10 of the Billboard charts...
Shit's crazy. We're talking all the things about his 1987 debut album 'The Return of Bruno'. Tune in...
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On the third day of Brucemas, my Bruno gave to me: three Seagrams ads 🎶.
We whipped up an eleven ad playlist on YouTube and hunkered in to bathe in the glory that is the Seagrams Golden Wine Cooler Extended Universe!
These are short but legendary ads that must not be missed. Dude gives a goddamn blues lesson in one of them fer chrissakes... One might even say "they're wet and they're dry!"
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On the second day of Brucemas, my Bruno gave to me: Two shitty cartoons 🎶. On the second night of our Brucemas Spectacular™, We watched Bruce's old Bond like cartoon (so you don't have to). This one is a doozy... It's on youtube though so have a gander and come along for the shit talk.
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On the first day of Brucemas, my Bruno gave to me: A Die Hard Battery 🎶. Merry Brucemas gang! We're kicking it off with a minisode on the suprise Die Hard short film. Film? Close enough...
Ol' Bruno is back with some of his surviving pals to schill car batteries in this weird but delightful battery commercial.
