Brucemas

85: Die Hard (A Christmas Miracle)

85: Die Hard (A Christmas Miracle)

In this Episode: On the seventh day of Brucemas, my Bruno gave to me: seven Gruber henchmen 🎶. That's right y'all! It wouldn't be Brucemas without Die Hard! We're celebrating Brucemas Eve with this, the best of all the Christmas movies. You really couldn't ask for a better way to impress your partner with your Christmas spirit. Snuggle up on the couch, and watch some Eurotrash pseudo terrorists kill innocent civilians!

The 4th day of Brucemas - The Return of Bruno Album

The 4th day of Brucemas - The Return of Bruno Album

In this Minisode:

On the fourth day of Brucemas, my Bruno gave to me: four billboard hits 🎶.

Billboard hits? That's right! Bruce Willis has multiple goddamn albums and he even got some tracks up into the top 10 of the Billboard charts...

Shit's crazy. We're talking all the things about his 1987 debut album 'The Return of Bruno'. Tune in...

The 3rd day of Brucemas - Vintage Seagrams Ads

The 3rd day of Brucemas - Vintage Seagrams Ads

In this Minisode:

On the third day of Brucemas, my Bruno gave to me: three Seagrams ads 🎶.

We whipped up an eleven ad playlist on YouTube and hunkered in to bathe in the glory that is the Seagrams Golden Wine Cooler Extended Universe!

These are short but legendary ads that must not be missed. Dude gives a goddamn blues lesson in one of them fer chrissakes... One might even say "they're wet and they're dry!"

The 1st day of Brucemas - Die Hard Battery Commercial

The 1st day of Brucemas - Die Hard Battery Commercial

In this Minisode:

On the first day of Brucemas, my Bruno gave to me: A Die Hard Battery 🎶. Merry Brucemas gang! We're kicking it off with a minisode on the suprise Die Hard short film. Film? Close enough...

Ol' Bruno is back with some of his surviving pals to schill car batteries in this weird but delightful battery commercial.